i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
