Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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