doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We don't watch enough power rangers
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
ok first of all what the fuck
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