I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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