Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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