Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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