Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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