the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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