Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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