i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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