Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I came so hard my ears popped.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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