Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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