so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
