A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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