So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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