marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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