Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You can't just leave with hair like that
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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