thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
it glows. i had to have it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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