it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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