He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
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Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
there is puke in my bra ... again
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