i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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