i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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