I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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