This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He passed out mid-signature
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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