If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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