I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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