I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
When are your genitals available?
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