its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im holly from the hills drunk
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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