she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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