Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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