I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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