I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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