Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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