yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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