Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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