Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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