Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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