spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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