so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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