ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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