her vagine was all disorganized.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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