We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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