I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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