is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
This toilet bowl is my home.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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