Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Houston, we have a squirter
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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