It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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