do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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