so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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