I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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