Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
