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idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Someone signed my nipple.
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