Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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