Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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