it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
