I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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