they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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