Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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